Postcards from Yo Momma

Just discovered this website today (thanks LOTD!)

I haven't gone back very far in the history of posts - but some of these are hilarious! You just can't make up the good shit that moms' say.

Here's a few and then go check it out for yourself:

Watch out for Spike
Posted By Postcards From Yo Momma On July 30, 2010 (11:00 am) In chats

Me: When I pick up the cake where should I put it?
Mom: just make room in the freezer in the garage – just watch out for Spike
Me: I’m sorry, Spike the cat?
Mom: yes, he died
Me: he died in the freezer??
Mom: No he died in the yard – but we can’t bury him yet the ground is frozen.
Me: so you put the DEAD CAT in the freezer?
Mom: Oh stop whining – I liked that cat. All we keep in there is sodas and stuff.

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Don't Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME
Posted By Postcards From Yo Momma On August 4, 2008 (4:01 pm) In chats

Mom: So when we come to Sydney can we stay at yours?

Mom: Hello?

Me: Oh. Sure. Well, actually there are a number of awesome hotels just a two minute walk from my house. I’ve just emailed you a bunch of links. Have a look! Am happy to book any of them for you. But, yeah, of course you are welcome to stay at mine, if you really want to.

Me: Mom?

Mom: You were welcome to stay in my uterus for nine months, and then my house for 17 years. But I understand, a week at your apartment might be a bit … much. :)

Me: Don’t you passive-aggressive-smile-face-ME, woman.

Mom: Fuck off. Love you – M.

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